"Mothers are all slightly insane." - J.D. Salinger
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." -
Phyllis Diller
"It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." - Helen Rowland
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." - Calvin Trillin
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
- Oscar Wilde
"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." - Mark Twain
Cheers to all of you amazing moms! Have a great day!
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